Who Am I?

I don't have diabetes!
I can't have diabetes!!

I don't feel diabetes!
I can't feel diabetes!!

Who needs all this hassle? Fifteen minutes of prep time before you can eat. Stick yourself, check your blood, do some math, measure meds, stick yourself again and finally eat. 

So I can't have diabetes. I don't feel any different. It's a pain in the ass. I don't have time or patience for this.

but if I don't have diabetes. How did I have this 

"HEART ATTACK".........